Posts Tagged ‘Hilarious’

Gamerglob: Splatterhouse (2010)

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Ok, so I’ve been toying with the idea of throwing a few curveballs around here at the old Glob, simply due to the fact that every once in a while I get around to enjoying something that isn’t a film, but IS related to Cinema, and wouldn’t be to out of place here. We’re going [...]

Trailerism: John Dies At The End – Red Banded, Red Handed Edition

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Piracy. It’s killing the indie scene. Or at least according to this fresh new trailer for Don Coscarelli and Paul Giamatti’s epic take on David Wong’s genre-bending novel John Dies at the End. If you haven’t had a chance to check it out yet, you can rent the film from iTunes, Amazon or any other [...]

I Am Not A Hero: Manborg

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Hellbots. Katana blades. War. Cyberpunk-dystopia-supreme. Demonic first impressions going down like lead balloons. One hero must rise from the ashes of humanity, forged in the retro-futuristic technology of 198X to save us from the foulest evil of the darkest depths of hell and banal, idiotic mainstream entertainment. Welcome to Manborg, the newest addition to the [...]

Holiday Hell: Father’s Day

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I’ve been away trying to purchase a home and learning to juggle more responsibilities than I ever thought I’d be capable of. The review list is getting longer and longer, but meanwhile the film world marcheth onward. We’ll get caught up soon, but right now we’re gonna be kind and rewind to last Summer before [...]

HorrorHound Weekend Recap: The Agony and The Ecstasy, Part 1

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24 hours ago I returned from HorrorHound Weekend Indianapolis. I attended the event to bear witness on behalf of Globsters everywhere, to speak to the icons of Horror that we’ve watched indefinitely, to bear goodwill when available, and to get to the heart of the beast. I had entertained the notion of conventions for years, [...]

DeConte Figures & Collectibles Take Us Behind the Mask with a Leslie Vernon Figure Made of Awesome.

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I very rarely rerun stories I find from other writers around the web, but when I do, you’ll be sure that it was one worth sharing. That said, this is for all you figure obsessives out there. I stumbled on this while checking out the stellar and oft hilarious Freddy In Space – a site [...]

You Left A Hole In The Back Of My Head – The Second Self And Other Short Stories…

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Consider me splatterhoused. Ok, now what the hell’s that supposed to mean? I’m sure the vast majority of horror fans and pop-culture obsessives are familiar with the video game; Splatterhouse was a blood-soaked homage to monster flicks in 16 Bit form, where you play as a Jason-masked hulk obliterating everything in his path – at [...]

…And It Keeps Getting Funnier…EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT – The Exorcist

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The Exorcist, director William Friedkin and screenwriter/producer William Peter Blatty’s tale of a priest and a demon fighting for the soul of an innocent, is widely hailed as the outright most terrifying film in existence. Hmm. Ellen Burstyn, Jason Miller, Lee J. Cobb, the always epic Max Von Sydow, and the adorable Linda Blair in [...]

Trailers From Hell Needs You!

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Trailers From Hell needs your help to stay alive and reach a thousand episodes – they’ve launched a Kickstarter campaign to get the necessary funds to prepare commentaries on the most awesome and insane trailers ever. To do their message justice, here’s a quick word with Joe Dante and other TFH! alumni. Oh, and if [...]

8 Bit Zombie: A Nuclear Blast from the Past

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As an 80′s kid, I tend to distance myself from the decade. There are a lot of people out there that are completely enraptured with the 80′s and everything about them. There was a lot of horrible, horrible shite in that decade, and thankfully 8 Bit Zombie is handpicking the most awesome parts and bringing [...]