Posts Tagged ‘Awesomesauce’

Keeping the Faith: The Book of Dallas

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What is Television for the most part but serialized cinema? Well…at its worst, a vehicle for shallow capitalism, in that most shows are simply extended commercials. The only reference needed for that is to look back at our experiences with Saturday morning cartoons and the endless figures and childhood ephemera we goaded our weary parents [...]

Posterism: Monster Party

I’ll review this one for Gamerglob eventually, as I’m sure most horror fans are well aware of this NES creature mashup. I made this poster for it a few weeks back and I figured why not share it with you awesome people? Download it, print it, and glue it to every available surface. All of [...]

Gamerglob: Splatterhouse (2010)

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Ok, so I’ve been toying with the idea of throwing a few curveballs around here at the old Glob, simply due to the fact that every once in a while I get around to enjoying something that isn’t a film, but IS related to Cinema, and wouldn’t be to out of place here. We’re going [...]

Ah, The Taste of Eating One’s Own Words – Trailerism: Evil Dead Remake Edition

Well, I’ll be damned. The Red Band bump for Evil Dead has hit the net, and my expectations hit the deck. This may well be enough to take back all the snotty things I said about Diablo Cody permanently. See? This and the upcoming Maniac reboot may finally prove that remakes don’t have to suck. [...]

Trailerism: John Dies At The End – Red Banded, Red Handed Edition

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Piracy. It’s killing the indie scene. Or at least according to this fresh new trailer for Don Coscarelli and Paul Giamatti’s epic take on David Wong’s genre-bending novel John Dies at the End. If you haven’t had a chance to check it out yet, you can rent the film from iTunes, Amazon or any other [...]

I Am Not A Hero: Manborg

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Hellbots. Katana blades. War. Cyberpunk-dystopia-supreme. Demonic first impressions going down like lead balloons. One hero must rise from the ashes of humanity, forged in the retro-futuristic technology of 198X to save us from the foulest evil of the darkest depths of hell and banal, idiotic mainstream entertainment. Welcome to Manborg, the newest addition to the [...]

Simply Awesome: The Art of Tim Willis

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At some point  around the time vacuum that was Thanksgiving/Black Friday, I received a message from one Tim Willis. He had included some artwork that pulled me out of my tryptophan induced glutton-coma and my mind was blown. If you aren’t familiar with vector artwork, google it and behold the insane amount of this legion [...]

Holiday Hell: Father’s Day

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I’ve been away trying to purchase a home and learning to juggle more responsibilities than I ever thought I’d be capable of. The review list is getting longer and longer, but meanwhile the film world marcheth onward. We’ll get caught up soon, but right now we’re gonna be kind and rewind to last Summer before [...]

This Weekend, October 19th – 21st, Step Right Up to the Dark Carnival Film Festival!

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Back momentarily with some good news! Before I scurry off into the darkness while I try to get some projects under control, I need to alert you to the most excellent weekend you could have this Friday through Sunday – it’s time once more for the Dark Carnival Film Festival at the historic Buskirk Chumley [...]

Lords of Salem Official Trailer Unleashed, Silver Shamrock, Please Get Out of My Head, and Amdro III

Well this looks wonderfully deranged. 2013 is a long wait, but I understand this is hitting a few early screenings at some film fests. I could do without the opera though – not that it needs Dragula playing over it for the millionth time, but I’m sure any classical piece but that one would’ve been [...]