Review Policy

Review Policy

Just a heads up to help you understand my strange style of reviewing: While I attempt to remain objective, I do strive to keep the experience fun for both myself and my audience. Unless a film has TRULY upset me, and I have a high tolerance for B.S., I generally love movies and will be fair and kind to a film’s faults. Unless the movie comes off as a bastion of pure evil, then it will get what it deserves. If I enjoyed a film in the slightest, I will cut it some slack. If I hated it…watch out.

HONESTLY – If your movie made me laugh or stand up and yell “WTF” at my screen, congratulations, you win at life. I believe this is the most honest review any film can get, the only truly bad movies are the ones that leave you with no reaction at all. WE MEAN IT, MAN.

We will review anything that catches our interest, however, our main focus will be movies that we feel deserve a second chance, are considered cult or obscure, or are at present, underground and in dire need of exposure.

Anything suggested will be taken into consideration, will be watched and pondered, and has a chance at getting on the site.

Even if a movie has a total budget of $0 and little to no distribution, it will be treated with utmost respect.

Well, as much respect as a smart alec can give. All barbs will be delivered lovingly. Remember, we are laughing with you, not at you, unless specifically noted.

On the flipside, just because the filmmakers have a budget and a marketing team, or are considered mainstream, doesn’t mean they will be automatically excluded. A good movie is a good movie, and they deserve to be seen, ESPECIALLY if the filmmakers show a true passion and love for their craft.

“We accept you, one of us!”