From filmmaker Jakob Bilinski comes Three Tears on Bloodstained Flesh – a postmodern Giallo shocker that looks raw and unrelenting. Out of all the trailers I’ve seen lately, Bilinski’s looks the most likely to back up its promises. My skin crawled a bit at the implied violence and seamy darkness to come. I’ve got to [...]
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As of May 4, the lunatics will have taken over the asylum. I repeat, this is not a drill. Stay in your homes and avoid contact with strange people and rock musicians. I repeat, this is not a drill, catch Asylum Blackout on Video On Demand. Stay in your homes. O.K., faux 1950′s emergency broadcast [...]
Posted in News Tags: Asylum Blackout, Bjarnsreicht, Comedy, Coming Soon, horror, IFC, Indie, poster, Rock, Trailer, Video On Demand No Comments »Time’s a wastin, and we have a dual release – Apartment 143 and Area 407 are available ON DEMAND TODAY! To celebrate, we have some exclusive clips for those who have yet to make up their minds! What better way to spend a dark Friday night in than to snag some junk food, your beverage [...]
Psychological Thriller is generally a bad word for me and my fellow globsters; It’s long been seen as a cop out, a marketing term to sneak a horror film out to an unsuspecting audience that view themselves “well above that rubbish”. I think the first time I noticed it, I was all of 8 and [...]
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Caught Joe Dante on the stream tv tonight. That dude always kills it. Rad director. Of course, they did a fan Q & A, and someone asked about Gremlins 3. Good job, yobbo. That went over about as well as Dan Aykroyd’s constant insistence that Ghostbusters 3 is coming soon to a theatre near you. [...]
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Words sometimes fail me in my critical capacity, as oft noted, sometimes to talk about art is to dance about geometry. I try any way. It’s hard to encapsulate the mad, feverish creativity in The Maker, a blindingly epic short that clocks in at 5:31 from start to finish. The story: a rabbit like creature, [...]
Posted in Reviews Tags: amanda louise spayd, Animation, art, creepy, cute, epic, kezelos, paul halley, stop motion, the maker, violin No Comments »Alrighty then. We have a pack of posters for your perusal. REC 3, Area 407, Seven Psychopaths, and Francis Ford Coppola’s Twixt. The design nerd in me is going berzerk, but I have to say Rec 3 is the one I’m planning on framing. Nice Fangoria logo in the bottom right, not too distracting, just [...]
Posted in News Tags: Abbie Cornish, Area 407, Christopher Walken, Colin Farrell, Elle Fanning, Fangoria, Olga Kurylenko, Paco Plaza, Rec 3, Sam Rockwell, Tom Waits, Twixt, Val Kilmer, Woody Harrelson No Comments »It bounces back and forth and ricochets off the thick, thick candy coating that comprises my skull: what the hell happened to Mtv?
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: add, Animation, diabetic coma, experimental, Grunge, Henry Selick, Jason Mewes, Jay, Kevin Smith, Liquid Television, M dot Strange, Mindless Self Indulgence, MTV, music videos, Nirvana, Rabbit Junk, Residents, short, Silent Bob, Sonic Youth, Tool No Comments »All apologies, my Globsters, for the lack of posts this week. Murphy’s Law is in effect, but we hope he goes home soon. I bring to you two trailers, one of which I’m very excited about and one that I post to you out of fanboy obsession. The first, Area 407, is a found footage [...]
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A short look at this month’s movies that I had the mispleasure of watching for the honor of being your loyal human shield. These reviews are bite-size so we don’t choke. Antichrist: Lars Von Trier makes me want to break things. Please stop making films, you crazy Dutch bastard. The Midnight Hour: Total [...]
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